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Oops I Crapped My Pants!
[Photo by GlamCanyon]Yall. I've been seing alts wearing these sillie pants for the past couple of blog weeks, and I've been wondering what to call them. Do u think they are significant threat to skinny...
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Should I buy a wrist warmer watch?
Was this altbro injured, or is this a wrist warmer kind like how entry level alt grls wear leg warmers? Haven't blggd abt gimmicky trends lately. Just tryin' 2 get 'back 2 basics' 2 search for...
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Forecasting the Child Predator Glasses Economy
In 2k8, I was able to make tons of mediocre posts heavily relying on the strength of the gimmick of Child Predator glasses. I'm not so sure if 2k9 will be easy. We are slowly but surely reliving the...
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What brassieres will look like in 2k10
[Photo by Last Nights Party] 2k10 will be a turning point for women. They will no longer be confined by fashion/design constructs, and they will redefine every article of clothing in order to create a...
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Manty Hose
(is this the most beautiful alternative male ever posted on HRO?) [via Stil in Berlin] When I grow up into an authentic alt, I want to be a beautiful man. I want to be a beautiful man in manty hose. I...
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Read about these kewl new glasses called SLANTIES
Yall. I found out about this new product meme called SLANTIES. From what I read in the Wall Street Journal, they are attempting to replace shuttershades as 'the kewl new glasses that tweens will...
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Teens are s000 impressionable
It's kinda weird how trends manage to 'catch on' as quickly as they do. All it really takes is some1 famous 'doing something' that 'sets them apart from the crowd', and the next thing u know, so many...
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Should I get a bowl mullet? [SUMMER LOOKS]
Photo via the cobrasnake I'm searching mad hard for a summer look, yall. Just need to 'keep it fresh.' I am sort of looking for something that fits in with the modern world--not trying to copy...
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Is 'sagging' back as a relevant trend?
Photo via lookbooks I remember when gangster rap came out, there was a trend called 'sagging.' Basically, u let your jeans/pants 'sag' below ur ass, showing off your underwear. It seemed like if you...
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I am the modern ice cream man.
Photo by Yvan Rodic I am the ice cream bro with ice cream on my shoulders hungry 4 sweet, frozen, creamy treatsI am not the man driving a truck thru the poor part of town selling ice treats to children...
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